NZ politicians as WWE wrestlers

@mikekilpatrick but to begin with a controversial call: Key is Shawn Michaels. Hugely popular, but you just can't trust him.

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@mikekilpatrick Cunliffe is Mr Perfect. Smart, a great technician, but his smirk and smug confidence turns many off.

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@mikekilpatrick @buzzandhum Winston: Ric Flair. Ancient, wizened, progressively making less sense, inexplicably enduring fanbase.

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@jamescardno @DaChadUnleashed @buzzandhum @mikekilpatrick Asenati Lole-Taylor as Ultimate Warrior

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@buzzandhum @stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick I was thinking the other day that Simon Bridges is like The Miz. Not even any good as a heel.

— James Cardno (@jamescardno) September 17, 2014

@stephanierodgrs @jamescardno @DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick Judith Collins as Jeff Hardy, taking the huge bumps until a bump too much.

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@stephanierodgrs @buzzandhum @jamescardno @mikekilpatrick Okay so Slater is Vince FUCKING Russo then, agreed?

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@jamescardno @stephanierodgrs @DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick ok, time to put this out there: Jericho and Chyna for Metiria and Russel

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@buzzandhum @stephanierodgrs @DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick Clare Curran is Zack Ryder for me. Prolific on social media, but just… no.

— James Cardno (@jamescardno) September 17, 2014

@stephanierodgrs @buzzandhum @mikekilpatrick Goff is sort of Brutus to me. You always thought he'd step out of Hogan's shadow, but… no.

— James Cardno (@jamescardno) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick @buzzandhum @jamescardno You just gave me an idea: Paula Bennett as Vickie Guerrero #excuseme

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@jamescardno @buzzandhum @stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick Dunne has to be Orton, great worker, lacks that wow factor and sometimes dull

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@buzzandhum @jamescardno @mikekilpatrick Stone Cold: neither face nor heel, things are true because he says so. #jokes

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@jamescardno @buzzandhum @stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick Dunne has to be Orton, great worker, lacks that wow factor and sometimes dull

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @jamescardno @stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick sometimes? But, yes, works best as a heel rather than a face.

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@mikekilpatrick @stephanierodgrs @buzzandhum @jamescardno Nah, Schiavone is Hosking, annoying as fuck, hated by most & obssessed with self

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@mikekilpatrick @stephanierodgrs @buzzandhum @jamescardno Putting it out there right now. Who.Is.Heyman?

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick @buzzandhum @jamescardno JOYCE

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @mikekilpatrick @buzzandhum @jamescardno You can just picture him saying "MY CLIENT, BILL ENGLISH" though can't you?

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014

@stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick @buzzandhum @jamescardno "Ladies & Gentlemen, my name is Stephen Joyce" Just doesn't have that ring to it.

— Papa Chad [PZH] (@PapaChad22) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @stephanierodgrs @mikekilpatrick @jamescardno "ladies and gentlemen, my name is Trevor Mallard"…

— pöst-scött (@buzzandhum) September 17, 2014

@DaChadUnleashed @jamescardno @PastTenseOfJav @buzzandhum @mikekilpatrick Nah, thing about Craig is that all he has to do

IS

BO

LIEVE!!!

— Stephanie Rodgers (@bootstheory) September 17, 2014