Readers, I have earth-shattering received information which will blow the lid of one of the greatest scandals of our time.
An internal WhaleOil document, exclusively
created by released to Boots Theory, show the innermost workings of a corrupt, depraved, unmitigated, cryptofascist conspiracy to control our media, our government, our daily lives and even our rare Pepes.
Nicky Hager ain’t got shit on this.
I’ve uploaded the documentation at full resolution so it can be available to all in the event of my sudden disappearance.
Now, this may at face value appear to be a really obvious two-minute job with the SmartArt functions in Microsoft Word and some Google image searches. The kind of “evidence” which shouldn’t even seem compelling to the people who really, really want to believe it’s true. Don’t worry, loyal Booters: I’m suspicious too.
But it’s so important to unveil the terrible depths that the rightwing will sink to – the secret Bitcoin payments, the hidden overseas blind look-through trust fund trusts, the pineapple on the pizza – that I am willing to pay hundreds, nay thousands of dollars to an elite super hacker who can’t even spell the names of my targets correctly and thinks screenshots of a Notepad file counts as “documentation”.
I’m doing it for you. I’m doing it for our country. And above all, I’m doing it for myself.
With absolutely no apologies nor credit to Cameron Slater or his self-important creep of a conman, Ben Rachinger.