I’m off to Palmerston North this weekend, for my sins, to attend the annual Labour Party conference. Should be interesting, if not quite the debauched communist blowout which people like Cam Slater imagine.

And it won’t involve all of the front bench making WWE-style references, which is a tragedy because there’s already a perfect one for Annette King …
But hopefully some good times, great karaoke and vigorous discussion. Just not too vigorous.